Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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