he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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