My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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