Kiss
Puke
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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