Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
People in love make me want to vomit
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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