I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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