No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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