His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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