she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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