Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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