idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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