You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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