Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When are your genitals available?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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