will power is for people who don't want to get laid
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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