I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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