Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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