You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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