im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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