I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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