sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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