I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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