and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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