There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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