its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i've created a new STD.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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