big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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