please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
