the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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