i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
the raccoons are back...
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