So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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