READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
