You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
