I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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