I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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