Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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