the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just had sex on a roof
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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