Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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