She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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