I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
