so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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