Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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