It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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