hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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