I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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