i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
and she was petting her beer can
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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