oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I wish they made helmets for livers.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Randomize
