it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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