I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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