someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
