BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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