I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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