I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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