Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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