So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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