a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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